Crystal & Bone: Who's Your Hottie?
By L.C. Glazebrook
http://lcglazebrook.blogspot.com
The October Girls, Crystal and Bone, were your typical teen-aged best friends, worried about fashion on a budget, trendy pop stars, and all those fumbling, unsophisticated boys at Parson's Ford High School.
Well, actually, Crystal wasn't all that typical--she's the latest in the generational line of Aldridge witches who have the responsibility of guarding the Orifice, a mysterious, oozing cavern that connects this world to Darkmeet. But Crystal doesn't want the job, because it means she has to remain Appalachian trailer-trash for the rest of her life, and she has plans for community college and the big city.
But everything changed when Bone was run over by a truck and got stuck at 16 forever. Crystal gets depression and drops out of school and now is trying to earn her GED and doesn't have time for boys. And she's not keeping up with the folk magic her momma is trying to teach her, though she's learned enough to consort with the dead and can't resist helping Bone come back from the other side of the grave.
That's complicated enough, but then there's all these guys around. Right?
CRYSTAL: Bone, if I help you come back from the dead, will you promise to stay away from bad boys?
BONE: Oh, you mean like Dempsey, the hot movie director who wants to make a horror movie in parson's Ford?
CRYSTAL: I can't help it. He says French words.
BONE: And the leather and the cute little silver chains don't do a thing for you, do they?
CRYSTAL: You know I'm loyal to Pettigrew.
BONE: Do I?
CRYSTAL: Umm, you've been watching, haven't you? The Orifice is right there on my bedroom wall. I'll bet you know more than you're letting on.
BONE: Gross. Do I look like a pervert?
CRYSTAL: You look like a car-crash victim wearing seven pounds of cobwebs. And what's with that floral-print blouse?
BONE: Family. They'll just bury you any old way.
CRYSTAL: Well, I'm in enough trouble just bringing you back from the dead. If you go out there and start fooling around and breaking hearts, who knows what might happen?
BONE: Heh heh. Yeah. Who knows?
CRYSTAL: Stay away from Dempsey. He's bad news.
BONE: Well, I'm already sort of seeing someone.
CRYSTAL: That was fast.
BONE: No, I mean "over there," in Darkmeet. A hunky guy with tight jeans and T-shirt, Robert Pattinson eyebrows, Brad Pitt lips, George Clooney charm, Johnny Depp cool.
CRYSTAL: Oooh, when can I meet him?
BONE: Pettigrew, remember?
CRYSTAL: (Sigh) Yeah. Momma's love spells. What can you do?
BONE: Family. They'll just match you up any old way.
CRYSTAL: He's reliable.
BONE: Yeah. And nice. And good for 40 years of marriage in a trailer park. Good luck with that.
CRYSTAL: That's mean, Bone. I'm going to get you--
BONE: Hee hee.
CRYSTAL: Hey. Come back. Don't go invisible when I'm trying to strangle you...
BONE: Hee hee.
Halloween. Candy corn never tasted so strange and sweet.
Order October Girls in ebook or paperback at http://www.amazon.com/October-Girls-Crystal-Bone-ebook/dp/B00433TD0I.
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LC Glazebrook is the pen name of Scott Nicholson, author of Speed Dating with the Dead, Drummer Boy, Forever Never Ends, The Skull Ring, As I Die Lying, Burial to Follow ,and They Hunger. His revised novels for the U.K. Kindle are Creative Spirit, Troubled, and Solom. He’s also written four comic series, six screenplays, and more than 60 short stories. His story collections include Ashes, The First, Murdermouth: Zombie Bits, and Flowers.
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